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Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 22: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
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formerlyknownas-delight:
REAL
goforthandbeawesome:
real women
Posted on June 23, 2011
Excuse me while I throw this down, I’m old and cranky and tired of hearing the idiocy repeated by people who ought to know better.
Real women do not have curves. Real women do not look like just one thing.
Real women have curves, and not. They are tall, and not. They are brown-skinned, and...
There is something magical about the combination of peanut butter (crunchy ofc) and jam on bread. Whoever thought it would be a good idea to try it first, I salute you
dustedsunshine:
olisaurusrex:
Am I the only one that thinks the Confused.com adverts are ridiculously sexually charged?
Jiggly boobs and muscly men everywhere! Why do they need oddly sexualised cartoon characters to sell car insurance?
oh my god it’s super creepy!
-killerqueen:
1.
I can’t help but hate haiku. They end abruptly just as they’re getting 2. going. See? I need another just to finish this simple thought, and 3. maybe it’s true that all the love in the world could fit in a matchbox 4. but who would want to try, and where, in that case, would one store their matches? — Rob Taylor, “Haikus 1-4”
kim-allen:
If I was a bloke I would totally have a beard
today is going to be a Foo Fighters day :3
Watchlifelike81:
uncannedunicornmeat:
clavid:
PARKOUR PARKOUR
literally spit on the screen when he knocked over that goat.
aaaahhhhh!!!! the noises they make!
I want one!!!
p1ssblog:
I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me
nitegnome:
“I liked them before they became mainstream.”
“TRUE FAN!!!!1!”
“I MISS THE OLD BAND, I WAS THERE FROM DAY 1 AND MY FAVOURITE SONG ISN’T ONE OF THEIR RELEASED SINGLES LOL EW BETTA THAN U NEW FANS.”
“I’ve been a fan for 1209347530 years go home.”
wow really would you like an award for that
see also
you’re only a movie fan and haven’t read the books/comic omfg...
beccarghh:
Japan should get the gold medal for throwing a hissy fit.
and Tom Daley gets a gold medal just for existing
omg I just ALMOST broke my dragons egg it almost rolled off my desk omg I would have C R I E D
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I like how the Chinese Olympic uniforms have a Mushu-like dragon on them :3
piratessavvy:
I think the pommel horse is the most nerve wracking thing to watch omg how they don’t break something idk
Scrap that, all the gymnastics events. I’d have definitely broken my neck by now if I tried that stuff!
I think the pommel horse is the most nerve wracking thing to watch omg how they don’t break something idk
batreaux:
anime toast running late to school with a human in its mouth
The slo-mo camera picks up the best funny faces
30secondstonarnia:
the olympics is a great time for us to come together and admire all the different countries’ hot athletes
How do they even do that though? I can barely stand up without falling over
After doing that splits thing and then getting a good view of his butt all I can think about is having sex with the American gymnast
beccarghh:
piratessavvy:
Ah gymnastics - more muscles and butts
very good arms
Nothing to do with gymnastics but they all look like they have very soft hair
Ah gymnastics - more muscles and butts
kuriositet:
piratessavvy replied to your post: when the british guys just touched their butts i…
So many butts
i don’t even look at their butts. i’m too worried that someone is going to hit their head on the edge and die.
The way you said that made me burst out laughing omg. That would be something I would do. Actually I would be the guy falling off his chair
