January 2010
overheard in Primark. how could this not be #QOTD...
Lass 1: so you're not letting him buy you sexy underwear for Valentines day?
Lass 2: no, if it was up to him it would be nipple tassles and nothing else!
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“OH SHIT! you don’t get answers in exams do you? Aww min GUTTED”
– Molly; just about understands the concept of Highers. or maybe not
“they suck more than the guy who invented homework”
– James, Team Rocket. pokemon Indigo episode 44
“As long as there isn’t a dead body inside I don’t see the problem”
– This is probably why me and my dad don’t talk so much anymore
Quote of the day surely. its probably less funny...
Molly: GIVE IT BACK
Emma: NO
Molly: I'LL BITE YOU!
Emma: NOO! I DON'T WANT YOUR AIDs!
“you’re just like a piece of vicious furniture now”
– George - ‘Being Human’ on BBC3
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i think..
that i am an odd character. i mean i know that i have never been one to fit in easily into groups like our little cliques at school or have the best social skills sometimes
but, it’s gotten to the point now where i’ll say something and cringe at myself. then i just keep talking and don’t shut up
i was concerned that i was giving people, well, not the best impression of me. but...
Relationships
joyandicecream:
Joy, you say some brilliant things :) <3
People always complain so much about ‘relationships’.
Especially teenagers.
You say things like ‘Why don’t girls make the first move?’ or ‘Why don’t I know what hes thinking?’.
Everyone complains about how hard to figure out the opposite sex is.
They complain when they’re single. They complain when they’re in a relationship.
Now...
“wow, you sure know how to pick them”
– mother on my relationship history hahaha
Girls aren't going to talk to you first.
jillianparis:
It’s a girl thing. We don’t like starting the conversation because we like to feel like you want to talk to us. We like to feel like the wait was worth something. We like feeling like you’ve waited for us like we’ve waited for you. But the number one reason we hate talking first is because we hate to seem needy or clingy. That’s why we’re scared. Because to us, being needy and...
“As long as men exist, there will be war”
– Albert Einstien
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“negative feedback is good. it’s a VERY GOOD thing okay girls? but positive...”
– this may explain why my physics teacher is such a buttwipe, taking his subject far too literally
and this is how i live up to my 'clutzy'...
PE teacher: come on Georgia! put some effort in!
Me: i really am putting in effort
PE teacher: NO YOU'RE NOT. if you put in effort, you'd have hit the ball by now
Me: um, no. i am really that uncoordinated
PE teacher: oh....
getting a good night's sleep - the caffine method
Me: *yawn* im shattered already! haha
Mum: gosh you look it. you should get some sleep! Oh, i made you a cup of tea, here you go
Me: *is now wide awake*
“I hate how private school our private school is! who’s smart idea was it...”
– the dedicated hockey team members that me and Emma clearly are :P
Alexander's life tip #2. good times had in Stoney...
Alexander: another really handy thing to have with you when you go camping, from a fire starting point of view, is Tampons
Everyone else: ........
Alexander: no, wait, listen. If you unravelled it, think how much cotton wool is in one of those, great firestarter
Alison: why don't you just take some cotton wool with you?
Alexander: ah but think about the size of a little tampon and how much you get out of it. much better than carring around a whole packet of cotton wool. then you have more room for other useful items
The Argument
Matti: NERD!
Georgia: GAY!
“I dont really know what to say to that..”
– Georgia in response to a picture of a man’s penis on Dailybooth. (via mattiryan)
“*Hugs*……hmm. you’re shorter than i remember.”
– Rory Weymss. apparently i’ve shrunk since new year ¬___¬
“It’s not the same without a motherfucker”
– Mattiryan. he can get away with saying that cos he’s blacker than Beyonce
“Oh i remember the first ever pokemon game i had. i was such a spoon..you know...”
– Georgia failing at Pokemon http://therealpeachesandcream.tumblr.com/ (via mattiryan) and Mattiryan sharing it with the interwebs :P
nerd win.
Molly: Hey, you guys are in the same class as me next, i'll walk with you
Alexa: cool. so, Georgia, you say that Pikachu only evolves cos of a Thunder stone? i never knew that! i can't even remember the storyline anymore =(
Georgia: oh i can fill you in, do you remember the first episode when....
Molly: oh god never mind, i'll walk by myself
“Surely you’d only be a dirty whore if you F*CKED the cigarrette not smoked...”
– Matti Ryan. that boy from Englandshiree that keeps me smiling